Red Lamborghini Used As A Trampoline

Parkour. A French by the name of David Belle invented it. It is composed of movements including running, jumping, landing, leaping, and dodging obstacles in the fastest and most efficient way possible. It also requires discipline which means you needn’t do it wherever you want to. Especially to a Lamborghini.

Because what would you do if you own a perfectly good Lamborghini Aventador SV and some skinny bloke decided that it was an obstacle?

So there we were in sunny San Francisco when we saw a pristine red Aventador. Then suddenly a man in a hoodie came running to and then on the car. He ran all over it including the precious carbon-fiber rear wing – which thankfully remained intact because that piece alone is more expensive than the Toyota Corolla behind it. The owner in red trousers came after him to no avail.

But then the unexpectedly and, may I say blatantly, stupid happened: Robin Hoodie returned and this time he wants to make his entry from the back. This time the owner caught him, literally, and threw him to the ground. He almost threw a Kurt Angle move on the bloke. But soon people came to stop him and scared little hoodie-lum pee’d himself and passed out. Even after all this, the public seems to side with the Lamborghini’s owner. And rightly, so. Nobody would like their car to be treated like a trampoline – even if it is a battered grey Peugeot. Or an elderly Citroen 2CV.

Good thing it didn’t happen to me. Because if it did, the person who would be caught doing so will be forced to use everything he knows about Parkour while I shoot at him. Or run him down using all 700 horses from the Aventador SV.

If there is one who sides with Robin Hoodie here, let this be a warning to you: Karma is a b**** so don’t do it.